Signs That it is Time to Clean Your Fridge

I am by no means a neat person. This humorous list is from my own vast personal experience with the messes. You may have your own. However, if you are organizationally challenged, you WILL relate to this humorous top ten type list! I am an official wannabe neat freak. Unfortunately, all you will get from me is humor, support, and insights into the mind of an organizationally challenged work at home, homeschooling, overworked, and underpaid Mom of two.

OK...so when these things are goin' on in el' fridgeO...well, it may be time to...ya know...

* You have some old fruit that could be donated to science for a new type of penicillin.
* Your magnets have gone on strike.
* Your Baking Soda is fuzzy.
* There is something in there with a hairdo.
* Your milk is still in a glass container from the 50's.
* There is a hardened mass at the bottom that may be used to cut diamonds.
* You would rather use the fast food ketchup packs than what's in your ketchup bottle.
* You swear that something is living in the veggie bin.
* Your lunch meat has become jerky...and you didn't plan it.
* You can smell the contents of your fridge from the living room.
* When there is a package in there that says cheddar, but you swear it's limburger.
* And...when what you thought were brussel sprouts are actually icicles.

I hope this made you laugh and encourages you to clean your refrigerator! It can be quite a daunting task, however, once you get it clean, you will be happier! Plus, you will reduce the risk of getting any food born illnesses!

I would love for you to stop by ThouShaltClean.com and submit your own humorous tales. However, I must warn you, if you are naturally neat, you may not fit in to the chaos!

Copyright © Lara Velez, ThouShaltClean.com

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Lara Velez is a Christian wife and homeschooling Mother of two. She is a published writer, successful web designer (designedbylara.com), and the owner of ThouShaltClean.com (thoushaltclean.com), a site for the organizationally challenged. She also enjoys cooking, writing, scrapbooking, and web design.

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